Lizette van Loenen Uncategorized 12 mei 2017

18 x de allergrappigste uitspraken van moeders in tweets

Jimmy Fallon roept voor zijn Tonight Show de kijkers op om te twitteren over aangegeven onderwerpen. Deze keer riep hij op om de allergrappigste uitspraken van moeders te delen in tweets. Jong en oud deed hun best, en de resultaten zijn briljant. Wie zegt dat vaders vaak de lolbroek zijn thuis, heeft het mooi mis!

Wij selecteerden de leukste #MomQuotes voor je.

1.

I got a scholarship to NYU. Dad said "Of course. You have my brains", Mom quipped "She must, I still have mine."#MomQuotes @JimmyFallon

— Helen ??? (@helenmaryme) 10 mei 2017

2.

After arguing with my older sister over something pointless, my mom said, "I now understand why some animals eat their young." #MomQuotes

— Perkinskiii (@adrunkteacher) 10 mei 2017

3.

Me: "Mom, you're invading my personal space'.

Mom: 'Well you came out of my personal space.That makes us even".#MomQuotes

— W. Vandertie (@WVandertie) 10 mei 2017

4.

"If you fall out of that tree and break both your legs, don't come running to me."#momquotes

— Diane (@Diane46881440) 10 mei 2017

5.

Be nice to your brother, you might need one of his kidneys one day #MomQuotes

— Michelle (@cocogurl86) 11 mei 2017

6.

My mom said "Clean up! I'm sick of seeing your dirty room!" Her mom (my grandma) then yelled "Then close his damn door!" #momquotes

— Nick Garrett (@NickolasGarrett) 10 mei 2017

7.

@jimmyfallon My mom caught me and my brother looking at dirty magazine when we were kids and said "Yeah I use to look like that at one time." #MomQuotes

— Kyle Stephen (@KyleStephen) 10 mei 2017

LEES OOK: Deze 11 tweets maken Ryan Reynolds de koning der vaders

8.

Told my mom I expected a boyfriend and a new car for my birthday and she said "A Ken Doll and a Hotwheels, got it." #MomQuotes

— JOCO (@jordanmei) 10 mei 2017

9.

@jimmyfallon I'm single. My mom said "if you feel lonely, dim the lights and put on a horror movie. You won't feel like you're alone anymore." #MomQuotes

— Shawn (@ashawnishing) 10 mei 2017

10.

If a boy is not smart enough to see your value, don't be dumb enough to want him #MomQuotes

— Saga_Says (@DilaurentisSaga) 10 mei 2017

11.

"You're not listening. You better start listening to me, I might say something important one day". #MomQuotes #ShitNancySays

— Baum.com (@brettjb13) 10 mei 2017

12.

My mom once apologized to somebody for butt dialing them by saying "sorry, that was a booty call" #MomQuotes

— Raquel Mendez (@Normakel) 10 mei 2017

13.

me: lets name our dog Zeus
my mom: I don't like "Z" names
my brother Zach: "….." #momquotes

— Sydney Thomson (@squidly_ann) 10 mei 2017

14.

My stepdad wanted my mum to like his Facebook profile picture. She said, 'Isn't it enough to like you in real life?' #MomQuotes

— Lia Rae (@raedaydreamer) 10 mei 2017

15.

@jimmyfallon "I never make the same mistake twice," said my mom, the woman who had three kids by accident. #MomQuotes

— cx (@cxcope) 10 mei 2017

16.

Me: starts telling a story
Mom: "honey I can't hear you let me put on my glasses"#MomQuotes

— Hallie ? (@00s_hallie) 10 mei 2017

17.

My mom once gave me a glass vase as a present and said "I think this will be cute to hold my ashes in someday." #MomQuotes

— KRose (@KristenRose124) 4 mei 2016

18.

"Did u know Meatloaf was abused as a child? & that his dad tried to shoot him in the head?…So you had a pretty good childhood" #MomQuotes

— Amy (@Amysanwaaa) 10 mei 2017

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