Dit zijn de 20 meest hilarische tweets van ouders in 2018
Het jaar 2018 is weer voorbij en dat jaar verschenen er veel hilarische tweets van ouders online!
De een nog grappiger dan de ander, en daarnaast bijzonder herkenbaar voor alle andere ouders. Dit zijn ze:
Simon Holland on Twitter
No one is full of more false hope than a parent bringing a chair to the beach.
rachelle mandik on Twitter
i ask my toddler what’s in the box she’s holding. “chaos!” she replies. “chaos! chaos!” i know she’s trying to say “crayons,” but it’s not like she’s wrong.
Rodney Lacroix on Twitter
I don’t watch awards shows because I’m a parent and all my leisure time is spent trying to get children to brush their teeth.
Jennifer Lizza on Twitter
I’m sorry fitness experts, but there is no better strength test than trying to put a coat and pair of shoes on a toddler.
MotherPlaylist on Twitter
My greatest accomplishment as a parent has been convincing my kids that Chuck E. Cheese is only open once a year.
James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn on Twitter
Me: What did you do at school today? 5-year-old: Learned about dragons. Me: Your class learned about dragons? 5: I learned about dragons. I don’t know what everybody else was doing.
TheAlexNevil’s Shiny New Year on Twitter
Now?!” -kids, to almost everything
Tara Brown on Twitter
My inbox was full of “This is your VERY LAST chance!” sales right before Xmas, but now here we are many weeks later and they are like “Good news, one more chance!” Which is pretty much exactly how I discipline my kids.
Unfiltered Mama on Twitter
Everything I Own Has Been Peed On: A Parenting Memoir
christine teigen on Twitter
only I can understand my kid. she’s like “BDIDKDKODKDHJXUDHEJSLOSJDHDUSJMSOZUZUSJSIXOJ” and I’m like “ok I will get you a piece of sausage in just a minute
The 21st Century SAHM on Twitter
You’re going to miss this, I whisper to myself as I’m shot in the butt with a nerf gun while unclogging the toilet.
Dad and Buried on Twitter
We could live INSIDE THE SCHOOL BUS and my son would still find a way to make us late for it every day.
Dave Learns Dadding on Twitter
Every picture I have of my two-year-old is of him walking towards the camera asking if he can see the picture
Molly England on Twitter
Kids before school: No! I don’t want to go to school. Kids after school: Let’s play school.
Rebecca Caprara on Twitter
2yo referred to her coat pockets as “snack holes” and this is what I shall forever call them
Abe Yospe on Twitter
80% of my time walking places with my kids is spent waiting for them to balance on things.
SammichesPsychMeds on Twitter
Good day to everyone except the person who designed footie pajamas for potty-training toddlers.
mark on Twitter
Just overheard my 2-year-old exclaim “YAY I DID IT” from the other room. What I learn next will either be exhilarating or horrifying.
Zoe vs. the Universe on Twitter
Me: How many chicken nuggets do you want tonight? 7yo: 100 Me: As a guide, you usually have 4-6 7yo (thinking): 30
OneFunnyMummy on Twitter
It’s so cute how my kids think I’m going to let them in the car ever again after vacuuming it for two hours.
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