Dit zijn de 20 meest hilarische tweets van ouders in 2018
Het jaar 2018 is weer voorbij en dat jaar verschenen er veel hilarische tweets van ouders online!
De een nog grappiger dan de ander, en daarnaast bijzonder herkenbaar voor alle andere ouders. Dit zijn ze:
No one is full of more false hope than a parent bringing a chair to the beach.
i ask my toddler what’s in the box she’s holding. “chaos!” she replies. “chaos! chaos!” i know she’s trying to say “crayons,” but it’s not like she’s wrong.
I don’t watch awards shows because I’m a parent and all my leisure time is spent trying to get children to brush their teeth.
I’m sorry fitness experts, but there is no better strength test than trying to put a coat and pair of shoes on a toddler.
My greatest accomplishment as a parent has been convincing my kids that Chuck E. Cheese is only open once a year.
Me: What did you do at school today? 5-year-old: Learned about dragons. Me: Your class learned about dragons? 5: I learned about dragons. I don’t know what everybody else was doing.
Now?!” -kids, to almost everything
My inbox was full of “This is your VERY LAST chance!” sales right before Xmas, but now here we are many weeks later and they are like “Good news, one more chance!” Which is pretty much exactly how I discipline my kids.
Everything I Own Has Been Peed On: A Parenting Memoir
only I can understand my kid. she’s like “BDIDKDKODKDHJXUDHEJSLOSJDHDUSJMSOZUZUSJSIXOJ” and I’m like “ok I will get you a piece of sausage in just a minute
You’re going to miss this, I whisper to myself as I’m shot in the butt with a nerf gun while unclogging the toilet.
We could live INSIDE THE SCHOOL BUS and my son would still find a way to make us late for it every day.
Every picture I have of my two-year-old is of him walking towards the camera asking if he can see the picture
Kids before school: No! I don’t want to go to school. Kids after school: Let’s play school.
2yo referred to her coat pockets as “snack holes” and this is what I shall forever call them
80% of my time walking places with my kids is spent waiting for them to balance on things.
Good day to everyone except the person who designed footie pajamas for potty-training toddlers.
Just overheard my 2-year-old exclaim “YAY I DID IT” from the other room. What I learn next will either be exhilarating or horrifying.
Me: How many chicken nuggets do you want tonight? 7yo: 100 Me: As a guide, you usually have 4-6 7yo (thinking): 30
It’s so cute how my kids think I’m going to let them in the car ever again after vacuuming it for two hours.