31 hilarische tweets over ouders die kapot zijn na het opzetten van de kerstboom
Kerst is heerlijk, prachtig en magisch. Maar ondanks al het mooie, is er ook een hoop stress en geregel. Het opzetten van de kerstboom kan een slopende taak zijn. Mocht jij je hierin herkennen, zul je onderstaande tweets heerlijk vinden.
Putting up the Christmas tree this weekend because life with a toddler isn’t dangerous, messy, and terrifying enough already.
Anyone know how to get blood off a Christmas tree?
How to Decorate a Christmas Tree When You Have Kids: 1. Unpack ornament 2. Drop repeatedly until it shatters into a million pieces 3. Repeat
Wow, my kids are decorating the heck out of this small lower left section of our Christmas tree.
Me: I hate putting up the Christmas tree every year. 7-year-old: So why do you take it down?
Forgot we bought a Christmas tree. Woke up at 2 a.m., went to pee, thought it was a guy and almost called the cops on it.
If you don’t have to threaten your kids to help you decorate the Christmas tree, do you really even have teenagers?
What about that one?!?!” –my kids, about the ugly-ass pink or blue flocked Christmas tree EVERY. SINGLE. YEAR.
Wife: I want a real Christmas tree. Me: They have sap. It’ll get everything sticky. Wife: We have four kids. Everything is already sticky.
I asked my husband if we could put the Christmas tree up today and he said if I was serious he was moving out. I’ll let y’all know if I miss him.
INTERVIEWER: what are your qualifications? ME: I managed to fit the entire Christmas tree back into its box INTERVIEWER: welcome to NASA you’re an astronaut now
A strand of lights on my Christmas tree went out this morning and my kids learned five new words.
Let’s go get a Christmas tree!” ~ A divorce story
To make sure my kids don’t mess with the ornaments this year, my Christmas tree is a 4-foot-tall cactus.
I bought our Christmas tree from Rite Aid giving our Christmas the festive smell of cough syrup and vaseline.
I miss the days when my kids were so young I could tell them that we had invisible Christmas tree.
Watching my kids decorate the Christmas tree is just me yelling from the couch, “NO DON’T PUT THAT THERE! Here, let me do it.
It’s a Christmas miracle. My son just crawled AWAY from my christmas tree instead of towards it with the intent to destroy. Wow.
My husband and I keep tradition alive during the holidays by having our annual Christmas tree argument.
Sorry I didn’t click the like button on the pictures of the Christmas tree you put up today on November 12th.
I love my Christmas traditions. Such as, when we go looking for our Christmas tree, I always take a cup of Baileys with a splash of coffee.
A Christmas tree decorating tutorial, for parents of toddlers: Step 1. Open your ornaments. Step 2. Dump them on the floor along with your pride. Step 3. Pour yourself a drink.
Me to Bea, age 5, “I’m going to put you on the top of the Christmas Tree.” Bea “That would hurt my butt.
Fuck it. That’s good enough. -me, ten minutes into decorating the Christmas tree.
If we don’t get this damn Christmas tree today, we’re going to end up with ornaments on the dog.
My wife asked me to carry our 9-foot Christmas tree up three flights of stairs. Now I’m Jewish.
Came home to find my son had “flocked” my decorative indoor Christmas tree with flour. To make it worse, it looks impressive.
Buying a live Christmas tree is like buying a human with its feet cut off and buying a fake Christmas tree is like buying a mannequin with its feet cut off.
Oh, just commenting, “your balls are showing” on every single Christmas tree photo on Facebook, what are you up to?
4-year-old: Can I open my presents? Me: It’s not Christmas. 4: But the Christmas tree is up. She makes a compelling argument.
Dec. 27] *walks up to fully decorated Christmas tree* Nobody likes you anymore. Please leave.