De waarheid over vader zijn

Volgens 6 grappige mannen

Thuis

Cabaretiers slaan meestal de spijker op zijn kop. Ook als het over het vaderschap gaat. Fijne Vaderdag!

“There should be a children’s song: ‘If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep.’” – Jim Gaffigan

“The bedtime routine for my kids is like this Royal Coronation Jubilee Centennial of rinsing and plaque and dental appliances and the stuffed animal semi-circle of emotional support. And I’ve gotta read eight different moron books. You know what my bedtime story was when I was a kid? Darkness!” – Jerry Seinfeld

“A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he’s in there, as if he needed company.” – Bill Cosby

“When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they’re crazy, because ‘sacrifice’ infers that there was something better to do than being with your children.” – Chris Rock

“Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you’re 12, but every day.” – Mike Myers

“Dan loop ik met mijn oudste door de stad en roept er iemand ‘HÉ, THEO MAASSEN!’. En zij hoort dat en doet daar wat mee. Breng ik haar ‘s avonds naar bed en zeg ik: ‘Kom op, nu moet je je pyjama aan doen’. Dan zegt ze: ‘Nee, daar heb ik geen zin in… THEO MAASSEN’. – Theo Maassen