Peuters zijn fantastische, onvoorspelbare wezentjes in hun puurste vorm. En dat is waarom je leven met een kind in huis nooit saai is. Niet voor niks dus dat de situaties die ze soms creëren het opschrijven waard zijn. De een doet het in een ouderwets schriftje, de ander gewoon in tweets, zoals deze Amerikaanse ouders.
15 x een selectie van de grappigste.
1. Niet de kat
Get off the table. Stay away from the trash. Stop licking old pizza. Don't play in the litter.
-Me, talking to my 2yo, not my cat
— Salty Mermaid (@Jenn_H_Scott) 27 februari 2016
2. Een grote trip
My 2-year-old is running around the house naked and screaming, "No, monkeys! No!"
Being a toddler is a lot like a bad acid trip.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 19 februari 2017
3. Tot in de eeuwigheid…
A dog once waited in the same spot for 9 years for his dead master
My 2-year-old is doing the same thing for an empty push pop I threw away pic.twitter.com/aGBOh9jAxd
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 15 oktober 2016
4. Je kent je taken
I know my 2yo loves me because I'm the one he runs to when he's stuffed too much food in his mouth and needs to spit it into someone's hand.
— Missy (@MamaFizzles) 23 februari 2017
5. Zó schattig
Our 2-year-old has reached that adorable milestone where he communicates through unintelligible words, screaming, and physical violence.
— Ramblin' Mama (@ramblinma) 3 mei 2016
6. Lief bedoeld
Just fell down the basement stairs. My 2-year-old saw it and was concerned, so he walked down to kiss it better – and stepped on my balls.
— Aaron Gouveia (@DaddyFiles) 12 april 2016
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7. Nóóit
Telling a 2 year old "Don't make a mess" is like asking me to give up wine. It just ain't gonna happen.
— MommieKnowsfresh (@MommieKnwsFresh) 8 april 2015
8. Onvindbaar
How a 2.833333 year old plays hide and seek. If I can't see her face, she must not exist right? #SchrodingersKid pic.twitter.com/8CTYAh1wor
— Brachmann (@VivaBrachmann) 30 november 2016
9. Makkelijk dronken worden
Child's new thing is to spin in circles till he's dizzy and falls down. This is the 2 year old equivalent of going to the bar.
— dadpression (@Dadpression) 24 oktober 2016
10. Bijna hetzelfde
I guess "please poop on the potty" sounds like "please poop on the coffee table" to my 2-year old son.
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) 17 augustus 2015
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11. Creepy!
Two things:
1: 2yo has begun wandering the house, creepily asking "Mommy, where are you?".
2: I am now in a horror movie.
— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) 11 oktober 2016
12. The. Struggle. Is. Écht. Real
My 2-year-old threw a temper tantrum because she wants to eat cereal but both her hands are full of stuffed animals.
The struggle is real.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 18 juni 2016
13. Privacy? Wat is dat?
Want to know what privacy looks like when you have a 2 year old? This. pic.twitter.com/4Y1jfvhvpN
— Brachmann (@VivaBrachmann) 18 september 2016
14. Lekker, zo’n kaars
My dad gave my 2-year-old a birthday candle to lick. He ate it instead. And then threw up on grandpa. Happy birthday! #parenting #Family
— Aaron Gouveia (@DaddyFiles) 17 april 2016
15. Hondenpoep
2-year-old: *offers me imaginary food* Eat it.
Me: Mmmm. Yum.
2: You ate dog poop.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 19 februari 2017
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