Heb je meerdere kinderen? Dan zijn deze hilarische tweets heel herkenbaar!
Het opvoeden van meerdere kinderen kan af en toe een behoorlijke uitdaging zijn. Het ene moment kunnen broers en zussen niet zonder elkaar, het andere moment vliegen ze elkaar in de haren. Mocht dit je bekend voorkomen, check dan vooral even onderstaande tweets.
Die vertellen namelijk heerlijke, hilarische en herkenbare verhalen over het opvoeden van broertjes en zusjes.
Meerdere kinderen opvoeden? Dan zijn deze tweets hartstikke herkenbaar
When a kid asks a sibling to play a game of tag, they're basically asking if their sibling wants to take a jog that ends in a fight.
— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) March 9, 2017
I see it
I like it
I want it
I got it
– my kids whenever they see a toy that belongs to their sibling
— MomTransparenting (@momtransparent1) January 22, 2020
Nobody has a better bedside manner than a kid who’s trying to get their sibling they just punched to stop crying before their parents hear.
— Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) April 25, 2020
Overheard in my house: "I'll give you thirteen dollars to stop being my sibling."
— 〰 Just Linda 〰 (@LindaInDisguise) August 11, 2018
What I said: "Don't kick your sister in the back"
What I meant: "Don't kick your sister"
What she heard: "Kick your sister someplace else"
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 29, 2016
Asking your child to go get their sibling for dinner is just asking them to stand next to you and scream their sibling's name.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) June 27, 2018
I'll have an order of a missing shoe, with a side of child crying because her sibling won't stop singing.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) November 14, 2017
The hardest part of having multiple kids is explaining why only your first child has a baby book.
— MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) November 9, 2017
Me: I put your lunch on the table a minute ago, why hasn’t your brother got any food on his plate?
3: ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᴵ ᵃᶜᶜᶦᵈᵉⁿᵗᵃˡˡʸ ᵗᵒᵒᵏ ᶦᵗ ᵃˡˡ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵖᵘᵗ ᶦᵗ ᵒⁿ ᵐʸ ᵖˡᵃᵗᵉ
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) June 4, 2020
Shoutout to all the parents whose kid just lost it because a sibling “put a foot near him” or “looked at him for too long.”
— Scary Mommy (@ScaryMommy) June 22, 2018
If you don't think kids could possibly tell the difference between cookie sizes down to millimeter, and that they wouldn't fight over which sibling got the smaller cookie by a single millimeter, you're just not ready for parenting.
— Mike Reynolds (@EverydayGirlDad) September 5, 2018
Me: you hit your sister with a ball!?
4yo: I didn't hit her with a ball! I hit her with a TRUCK!
Well at least she's honest
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) April 21, 2020
Me: where’s your brother?
Daughter: I told him to go hide.
Me: aww are you playing hide and seek?
Daughter: he is.
Daughter: don’t worry I’ll find him when my movie’s over.
— NewDadNotes (@NewDadNotes) September 23, 2019
[breaking up a fight]
Me: Tell your sister you're sorry.
5-year-old: You told me not to lie.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 9, 2016
Parenting tip: Have two kids so you can keep your lazy butt in the car & say, "Go get your brother" when picking one up at a friends house.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) June 5, 2016
Me: did you just grab 8 cookies from downstairs?
Me: did you leave any for your sister?
7: yes, 1.
Me: how is that fair?
7: it's not like we could have divided 9 cookies fairly anyway so taking 8 just made sense.
— Mike Reynolds (@EverydayGirlDad) November 24, 2019
Me: Did you hit your sister?
Me: What do you need to tell her?
4: Don't touch my stuff again.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 11, 2016
Me: Where’d that bruise come from?
7-year-old: *motions to sister* We were fighting!
7-year-old: Do we need a reason?
Pretty sure she just summed up every sibling relationship ever.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) January 11, 2020
That’s awesome that your kids are at their grandma’s for the next four days and yes I’m well aware that means you’re kid free for four days, but this morning I got to enjoy THREE FULL SIPS of hot coffee before needing to break up a sibling fight, so pretty much same.
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) February 21, 2019
Nothing ignites sibling rivalry quite like buttons on an elevator.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) September 24, 2015