Inga Stoit Lifestyle 1 feb 2019, 10:00

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Geen kinderwens? Dan zijn deze hilarische tweets herkenbaar voor jou

Niet iedereen heeft de wens om ouder te worden. Sommige singles of stellen blijven nu eenmaal liever vrij van kinderen en vieren het leven met andere dingen.

Ze krijgen uiteraard de vraag wanneer en of zij kinderen willen. Zij willen dit niet, nu niet – nooit niet. Dit zijn de meest hilarische tweets voor hen:

moody monday on Twitter

someone hands me a baby* Oh… no thank you *places baby on the ground*

Abby Heugel on Twitter

I react to seeing a pizza the way most women react when they see a baby. It makes me want another one of my own.

Em Treasure on Twitter

Ladies, imagine this. It’s 15 years from now, and you have no kids. You’re the cool wine aunt that occasionally comes back to the country for a brief visit before leaving for another long, exotic vacation. You have no commitments, and a suspicious amount of money.

Zach Weinersmith on Twitter

You don’t want children? That’s selfish!” “It IS? I’d better get a vasectomy so I don’t pass on my selfish genes!

Lee Newton of The Valleyfolk on Twitter

There is no better birth control than the sound of a child screaming.

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The Volatile Mermaid on Twitter

Mom holding crying baby: He just needs to be changed. Me: Yeah hopefully into a puppy or something quieter.

KING RAINHEAD on Twitter

me: i dont want any kids person: *low chuckle* oh, you’ll change your mind. me: *grabs them by collar* tell me more about the future, wizard

ditch pony on Twitter

Family: Why would you get tattoos? They’re expensive and painful to get and they are PERMANENT! Also family: Have a baby 🙂

The Booty of Bethlehem on Twitter

We spent $12,775 on daycare last year, for anyone currently using the pull out method.

jonbeignet ramsey on Twitter

oh your son is 73 months old that’s cool i literally i have no idea if he’s five or forty two

James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn on Twitter

3-year-old daughter: Will I have a baby in my belly someday? Me: If you want to. 3: No thanks. That’s where I put my candy.

shauna on Twitter

Baby giraffes can walk within minutes of birth but sure, show me more photos of your infant doing nothing, Carol.