Inga Stoit Kids 26 apr 2019

Haha! Van deze herkenbare tweets moeten alle moeders keihard lachen

Kun je wel een lolletje gebruiken? Lees dan vooral onderstaande tweets. Sommige zijn zo herkenbaar en lachwekkend, je zult je lachen moet inhouden! Deel de pret ook vooral met andere mama’s uit jouw kring. Je bent namelijk niet de enige die hiervan zal smullen.

Mommy Owl on Twitter

That awkward moment when your child looks to you for wisdom and you’re like, “Honey, I don’t even know what day of the week it is.

Ash (an female) ⚪️ on Twitter

Me, to all my kids before the age of 2. “No screens allowed.” On their 2nd birthday, handing over iPad. “This is your mother now.

Jennifer S. White on Twitter

The best part of shopping at Target is the convenience. And that at least one mom always looks more frazzled than I do.

Ramblin Mama on Twitter

Me: Do that thing I like Husband: [takes the kids and leaves]

Marl on Twitter

Mom Mom Mommy Mom Ma MOM MOMMY MOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMY MOMMMMMMMMMMY What are you eating? Xanax.

Foxy Wine Pocket on Twitter

Son: Are you eating pie for breakfast? Me (eating pie): No. Fruit casserole. Want some? Son: NO. I hate casserole. Me (whispers): I know…

Kate Hall on Twitter

My 4yo just shut the bathroom door on me while I was inside and told me I was in jail. So I locked the door. I love this game.

Sara Says Stop on Twitter

A baby shower game requested everyone write parenting advice on a notecard, so I wrote down my favorite margarita recipe.

Kate Hall on Twitter

First kid: healthy, organic everything. After third kid: KFC chicken leg falls on floor – just pick it up and eat it, I don’t care.

LEES OOK: Fail! Deze 6 hilarische, klunzige momenten van moeders zijn heel herkenbaar.

Jennifer Lizza on Twitter

I never knew you could do a job that you pretended to know what you were doing for longer than 3 years until I became a parent.

Ilana Wiles on Twitter

Asked to switch seats on the plane because I was sitting next to a crying baby. Apparently, that’s not allowed if the baby is yours.

Lurkin’ Mom on Twitter

Mary Poppins voice* Ok, children! Time to go! [15 min later] *Batman voice* I said let’s go.

Sara Says Stop on Twitter

I just grabbed a glass out of the cupboard, went to the sink and turned on the faucet. And then started to walk away without filling the glass. I’m responsible for raising children.

The Baroness on Twitter

Dropped my kids off at the dry cleaners and my shirts off at soccer. #RunningOnFumes #WingingIt #MomLife

Unfiltered Mama on Twitter

I’m inventing a swaddle blanket for like 5 year olds. It’s basically a straight jacket, but with a friendly name like “The Tantrum Hug.

Housewife of Hell on Twitter

I’m busy clearing out clutter in my house today to make room for more dashed hopes and dreams.

Mama Babbles… on Twitter

8 yo: “Mommy, what did you want to be when you grew up?” Me: “Not this tired.

Tired Working Mom on Twitter

Sorry I’m late, my son noticed his pupils were circles and he wants square ones.

Snarky Mommy on Twitter

I feel like I’d be a much better parent if I didn’t have to do it every day.

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