Haha! Deze eerlijke tweets van ouders over de schermtijd van hun kinderen zijn hilarisch
De kinderen van tegenwoordig worden groot met schermen. Ze kunnen overweg met jouw Ipad, je telefoon of ze zitten het liefst aan de tv gekluisterd. Sommige ouders hebben hier moeite mee of ze doen alsof dat bij hun kinderen niet het geval is. Wat overduidelijk niet voor deze ouders geldt:
Pediatrician: They’re only getting two hours of screen time a day, right? Me: HAHAHAHA! I mean, yes.
Sure, I could parent without screen time. I could also churn my own butter, but let’s not get crazy here.
Me, to all my kids before the age of 2. “No screens allowed.” On their 2nd birthday, handing over iPad. “This is your mother now.
School: We’re hosting a book fair to encourage more reading/less screen time Me: What book did you pick? 7: Super Mario Skill Book Me: Right
My kids made cardboard computers: I’m glad they’re so imaginative and equally disturbed that even their creative play involves screen time.
Me: No screen time. Three is too young. Me on an airplane: More. Plug him in. Yes hi flight attendant, do these seats come with a Matrix neck-jack
Took my son to the eye doctor & was asked “how much screen time do you allow?” Liar level: EXPERT
I am trying to limit my kids’ screen time, which is why today we’re going to a movie.
The cat keeps stepping on the surge protector switch and shutting off the television. My cat is better at enforcing screen time limits than I am.
You don’t let your kids have screen time? That’s cool. Tell me some other ways you enjoy punishing yourself.
I can give Holden screen time and listen to Caillou whining. Or I can say no screen time and listen to Holden whining. #parenting
Daytime parenting: strict screen time limits. 1hr only. Child must earn it. 5am parenting (hands 4yo iPad): take this so I can sleep.
No iPad. You guys have had plenty of screen time today!” she shouts, without looking up from her phone.
Well, if you don’t, I’ll take away your screen time.” – my family motto
I’m at my most hypocritical when telling my kids they’ve had enough screen time
Spend a few weeks with your kids making and distributing slime all over your house and you’ll think, “screen time isn’t so bad.
What does it mean that every time I ask my daughter what the best part of her day was, she says “screen time”?
Yeah, I could restrict my kids’ screen time, sure, but I just don’t want to be the kind of parent who *limits* her children, ya know? Right, yeah, I want them to feel limitless, that’s all…
What I say to my son: “Get dressed.” His interpretation: “Stand around naked watching television with one sock on.
Are we all done pretending we try to limit screen time?
Parenting today: Screen time that rots their brains or playtime that rots your house.
Me (taking away Ipad): “Too much screen time makes people stupid.” 5yo: “Four plus four is eight!