20 x de allergrappigste tweets over het ouderschap die op je lachspieren werken
We hebben al een miljoen artikelen geschreven over het ouderschap, maar niemand vat deze nobele edoch vermoeiende taak beter samen dan ouders zelf. Daarom verzamelden we de allergrappigste tweets van vaders en moeders, en stopten ze in één lijstje. Graag gedaan!
Handen omhoog als je ze herkent!
Your kids are going to do things they shouldn’t. It helps if you married someone with a sense of humour. pic.twitter.com/VVTstejBJO
— Eric Massicotte (@DrMassicotte) 14 november 2017
My 4yo just asked me if I was there when we went to Disney 6 weeks ago for 5 days, so I’m obviously making a huge impact in her life.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) 7 november 2017
My 1-year-old insisted that I read her this book.
It’s going to be a long morning. pic.twitter.com/uXpGJLnAT2
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 4 september 2017
My son is having a hard time getting over the fact we’re not naming his new baby sister Megatron.
— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) 6 november 2017
“You’re a HORRIBLE parent!”
– my daughter because I won’t let her use a chainsaw to make a treehouse.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) 15 november 2017
At the end of a long, difficult day of parenting it’s so nice to know you can look forward to a long, difficult night of parenting.
— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) 7 september 2017
It’s Friday night and you know what that means. Nothing. I’m a parent, it means absolutely nothing.
— SingleBabyMama (@_SingleBabyMama) 21 oktober 2017
My wife grabbed my butt last night, not to be sexy, but because she was checking a diaper in her dreams. We’ve been parents for too long.
— La Guardia Cross (@LaGuardiaCross) 4 september 2017
I love my 4yo. But when she yells “mom your legs are so hairy!” in the middle of a crowded mall, I have no choice but to deny all relation.
— MotherPlaylist (@MotherPlaylist) 10 oktober 2017
We can’t afford to take our kids to a corn maze this year so we’re just going to take them to an IKEA instead.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) 30 augustus 2017
me [on my deathbed]
son: Can you make me a snack?
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) 18 november 2017
Whenever my kid’s teacher asks how I’m doing, I always want to reply, “Why? What did my kid tell you?”
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) 24 september 2017
Halloween never scared me until I became a parent. There is NOTHING scarier than over tired kids in costumes hopped up on sugar.
— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) 31 oktober 2017
People are like “it takes a village to raise a child” and I’m like “can u give me the address for that village?” cause I could use the help
— Brandon Andrina (@proathomedad) 3 september 2017
My buddies asked me if I wanted to meet up for dinner at 7pm. It’s sad how some of them are still trying to live that rock and roll lifestyle.
— Comedic Bust (@ComedicBust) 14 november 2017
The problem with a household with a stay at home parent is that both parents think Saturday is their day off, and both parents are wrong.
— Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) 2 september 2017
If you put your ear to the ground and listen closely, you can hear all the parents running to catch toddlers who don’t want to go to bed.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) 4 september 2017
If you enjoy the feeling of a hangover without actually drinking anything, I can’t recommend parenting enough to you.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) 25 september 2017
Naptime is better described as the eye of the hurricane.
— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) 26 september 2017
Family vacations are great if you want to know what it feels like to count down the hours until bedtime in a different city.
— MotherPlaylist (@MotherPlaylist) 11 november 2017