13 geniale tweets die bewijzen dat je als kind de meest rare dingen dacht
Als kinderen zijn we goed gelovig en in plaats van verder te denken dan onze neus lang is,. We nemen aan wat we horen van anderen of bedenken zelf ‘logische’ redenen.
Als jij dit vroeger ook deed dan ben je zeker niet de enige. Deze grappige tweets laten zien dat het kinderbrein eigenlijk ontzettend creatief is en met de beste beredeneringen komt. Het leukste is nog dat er een kans is dat je een van deze dingen herkent.
1. Nooit meer dure concertkaartjes
I thought every song on the radio was played live at that moment.
— Brian Vander Ark (@brianvanderark1) December 22, 2017
2. Een jongetje of meisje? Nee, een clown
I was absolutely certain that clowns were born looking like clowns and it was important not to point that out to them lest I embarrass them.
— Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright) December 23, 2017
3. Dan hou je je wel aan de regels
I thought ‘prosecuted’ meant 'executed' so signs saying “Trespassers Will Be Prosecuted” meant they would be shot by a firing squad
— Quinn Sutherland (@ReelQuinn) December 22, 2017
4. Dat is een tegenvaller
I thought turning off the tv would pause it and was always pissed when I cam back later and had no idea where Fact of Life went.
— Allie Mac Kay (@alliemackay) December 22, 2017
5. Geen vacature of geen vakantie?
That No Vacancy meant you could not stay at that hotel if you were on vacation. I was like, just don't tell them you're on vacation! How would they know?!
— Anne Hoppus (@annemcmurray) December 22, 2017
6. Hoe brutaal!
I thought “no thanks” meant you were saying you refused to thank someone because you clearly didn’t need their help and I was like HOW RUDE
— Rachel “The Yellow Dart” Feltman (@RachelFeltman) December 22, 2017
7. Gelukkig weten we nu beter
I thought it really used to be a black and white world in the old days.
— LaurenBedfordRussell (@1LaurenRussell) December 23, 2017
8. Goed opgelet op school
On my first flight, I was surprised there were no black lines showing the borders of each state.
— treefrogsGA (@TreefrogsGa) December 23, 2017
9. De politie komt je halen
When we were stuck in traffic and there was “no stopping” signs on the road, I would silently freak out in the backseat that cops were gonna see we were “stopped.”
— alisa kasmer (@alisakasmer) December 24, 2017
10. Dat lijkt nog steeds zo
I thought the Moon followed us when we driving.
— #WeStandUnited?? (@_WeStandUnited) December 29, 2017
11. Moeders boven alles
My dad took me to audition for Sesame Street and I hid under a desk and refused to come out because I was afraid I would have to move to Sesame Street and I wouldn’t see my mom again. I torpedoed my career
— A Girl Has No Game (@willab86) December 23, 2017
12. Als dit waar was..
I thought swallowing saliva rather than spitting it out was how people got boobs.
— Zachary Simonson (@zachsimonsonIA) December 23, 2017
13. We wachten nog steeds op dat moment
I thought if you swallowed watermelon seeds you could grow a plant in your stomach.. *Still kind of do*
— Diane Lees (@dtheavenger) December 23, 2017