Janne Vogel Kinderen 7 mei 2018, 17:09

Leestijd: 3 minuten

16 x hilarische tweets over zindelijkheidstraining (waar we ons heláás allemaal in herkennen)

Zelfstandig – en op de goede plek – plassen en poepen is misschien wel een van de belangrijkste vaardigheden die ieder kind onder de knie moet krijgen. Uiteindelijk moet je kleine zijn blaas onder controle hebben en het is niet de bedoeling dat jij zijn billen de rest van je leven blijft afvegen.

Iedere ouder krijgt te maken met zindelijkheidstraining, en het is – zacht uitgedrukt – niet niks. We present you: de leukste tweets over alle plas- en poeprijke frustraties.

1.

5-year-old: *walks in holding the toddler's training potty* She peed! She peed!

Me: It's empty.

5: Well, it was full.

Oh, God.

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 12 januari 2018

2.

“Let It Go,” is a pretty great to sing to your child as a potty training song

— dadpression (@Dadpression) 30 augustus 2016

3.

Potty-training 1st kid: reward chart, underwear, sitting on potty regularly.

Potty-training subsequent kids: keep them in diapers. Repeatedly sigh and say, "We should probably potty train you, huh?"

— Walking Outside (@WalkingOutside) 17 januari 2018

4.

Potty training my kid, and I just made up a cheer with the word POOP in it. Burning my college degree later today.

— Carrie On, Y'all (@CarrieOnYall) 12 april 2016

5.

Some call it potty training but I’m pretty sure my kid is reviewing restaurant bathrooms for Yelp.

— OutnumberedMother (@OutNumbMother) 27 juli 2017

6.

My 2-year-old knows the steps of potty training

But not the order

She pulls down her pants

Then walks across the house to find a bathroom

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 28 december 2016

7.

Today alone 2yo has peed in a bag of popcorn,a toy boat, &on my bare toes- but not in his underwear, so sure, potty training is going well.

— Salty Mermaid (@Jenn_H_Scott) 14 juni 2016

8.

Potty training: Because I didn't have enough laundry to do already.

— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) 29 januari 2018

LEES OOK: 31 x tweets die precíes beschrijven hoe het is om een bed te delen met je partner

9.

Bought the kiddo a bag of M&Ms for potty training purposes. So far I've consumed three handfuls. What? *I* went potty.

— Jill Krause (@babyrabies) 1 februari 2010

10.

I gave my 3-year-old candy for using the potty, and she told me, "Good job."

Now I'm not sure if I'm training her or she's training me.

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 16 september 2017

11.

I keep meaning to potty-train my son but I'm just too busy changing diapers.

— Baby Sideburns (@BabySideburns) 30 januari 2014

12.

The prospect of having to potty train my son concerns me far more than having a kid who still wears diapers in high school. So…

Sorry, bro.

— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) 2 februari 2013

13.

You know you've waited too long to potty train when your kid starts changing their own diaper.

— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) 28 oktober 2012

14.

I’ve been trying to potty train my toddler.

She just made eye contact with me while she pooped in her diaper.

She’s the alpha now.

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 25 januari 2016

15.

Nothing says "potty training a toddler has made me emotionally unstable" quite like kicking an empty training potty down the basement steps.

— Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) 6 september 2017

16.

I just tickled a potty-training toddler.

So yeah, I know danger.

— Scary Mommy (@ScaryMommy) 10 september 2017

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