Zelfstandig – en op de goede plek – plassen en poepen is misschien wel een van de belangrijkste vaardigheden die ieder kind onder de knie moet krijgen. Uiteindelijk moet je kleine zijn blaas onder controle hebben en het is niet de bedoeling dat jij zijn billen de rest van je leven blijft afvegen.
Iedere ouder krijgt te maken met zindelijkheidstraining, en het is – zacht uitgedrukt – niet niks. We present you: de leukste tweets over alle plas- en poeprijke frustraties.
5-year-old: *walks in holding the toddler's training potty* She peed! She peed!
Me: It's empty.
5: Well, it was full.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 12 januari 2018
“Let It Go,” is a pretty great to sing to your child as a potty training song
— dadpression (@Dadpression) 30 augustus 2016
Potty-training 1st kid: reward chart, underwear, sitting on potty regularly.
Potty-training subsequent kids: keep them in diapers. Repeatedly sigh and say, "We should probably potty train you, huh?"
— Walking Outside (@WalkingOutside) 17 januari 2018
Potty training my kid, and I just made up a cheer with the word POOP in it. Burning my college degree later today.
— Carrie On, Y'all (@CarrieOnYall) 12 april 2016
Some call it potty training but I’m pretty sure my kid is reviewing restaurant bathrooms for Yelp.
— OutnumberedMother (@OutNumbMother) 27 juli 2017
My 2-year-old knows the steps of potty training
But not the order
She pulls down her pants
Then walks across the house to find a bathroom
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 28 december 2016
Today alone 2yo has peed in a bag of popcorn,a toy boat, &on my bare toes- but not in his underwear, so sure, potty training is going well.
— Salty Mermaid (@Jenn_H_Scott) 14 juni 2016
Potty training: Because I didn't have enough laundry to do already.
— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) 29 januari 2018
Bought the kiddo a bag of M&Ms for potty training purposes. So far I've consumed three handfuls. What? *I* went potty.
— Jill Krause (@babyrabies) 1 februari 2010
I gave my 3-year-old candy for using the potty, and she told me, "Good job."
Now I'm not sure if I'm training her or she's training me.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 16 september 2017
I keep meaning to potty-train my son but I'm just too busy changing diapers.
— Baby Sideburns (@BabySideburns) 30 januari 2014
The prospect of having to potty train my son concerns me far more than having a kid who still wears diapers in high school. So…
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) 2 februari 2013
You know you've waited too long to potty train when your kid starts changing their own diaper.
— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) 28 oktober 2012
I’ve been trying to potty train my toddler.
She just made eye contact with me while she pooped in her diaper.
She’s the alpha now.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 25 januari 2016
Nothing says "potty training a toddler has made me emotionally unstable" quite like kicking an empty training potty down the basement steps.
— Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) 6 september 2017
I just tickled a potty-training toddler.
So yeah, I know danger.
— Scary Mommy (@ScaryMommy) 10 september 2017